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"A woman with no legs nor arms is laying on a towel on the beach. she started crying and a man passes by and walks up to her;
' What's wrong?' he asks.
' I've never been kissed before!' she sobbed.
He looked at her and said, 'what the hell!' and gave her a big kiss. she smiled and he walked off.
An hour later, he comes by and see her crying again, 'Now, what could be the matter? you were happy a little bit ago'
Crying, she said, 'I've never been fucked before'
He looked at her for a moment, and said,"oh, what the hell?'
and he threw her in the ocean."
W sumie to tak z nudów, dzikiej intrygacji oraz chwilowego brejka of imowania... oczywiście to się pod 'zgłoszenie' nie kwalfikuje.
Wiesz, że Brook nie chce być z Ridżem?
Aż bym Cię featurneła ale nie masz żadnej pracki ani zdjątka XDD
Nie no, za leniwa jestem żeby cokolwiek na devianta robić XD. Aczkolwiek widziałam kilka duszyczek które przydałoby się featurnąć
too late and I am not funny...
that's a quote from fighter from the 8 bit theater you should go there
At first I could only think about an unjoke i heard recently.
I hope it works out, I'm not good at translating...
The doorbell rings.
The woman opens the door an sees a tiny reaper.
He stares up: "I'm here for the cat!"
And this one:
A German Tourist in Austria is would like to know the name of a mountain and asks a local one: "Whats the name oh this mountain?"
He answeres: "Wöchana?("Which one?" in Austrian dialect)"
"Thank you." leaves
There are a lot of German-Jokes in Austria. And the most of them don't understand our dialect (but it's still German speaking...) ;D Maybe it's only funny for Austrians^^
The drive up in a pink Chevy Camaro And throw skittles and yell "TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!"